Tuesday, October 09, 2007

aka 'big stupid nobchops'

If you're going to give yourself an alias - the sort of cool, razor-edged, law-breaking moniker used mainly by rappers and hustlers, always, always choose something which makes you sound, well, cool, razor-edged and law-breaking.
For instance, no-one is going to question the credentials of the Grym Reaper, Dr Doom or Ol' Dirty Bastard.
And you'd have to be an maniac to pick a fight with someone calling themselves Ghost Face Killah.
So in my childish way, it really made me laugh when, on Saturday afternoon as I headed off to the pub I saw that someone calling themselves Big Daddy G had tagged themselves all over the walls of one of Brighton's junctions. What made it funny, at least to me in some puerile way, was that someone had added '-ay' at the end of ‘ Big Daddy G’.
Ah, the comedy.

2 comments:

teenareena said...

yada yada...

did I mention Rod Stewart is a cunt?

kaiki said...

god, are you STILL banging on about that ?
keep your eyes open for 'big daddy g(ay)' around brighton - also a gang calling themselves 'the g's' to which someone also added so it now reads 'the gay's'.
it's by the winchester. how i laughed.