Wednesday, January 31, 2007

the goon squad

oh god - an oversight on the part of the council means that the payments i have been making to them have somehow become lost in the convoluted network of their systems...naturally when i indicated that i had been making payments for a month or more they requested to see the bank statements as proof.
"please highlight the neccessary payments" said the automaton.
"no problem" i breeezed until realising i'd credited them on my bank statement, in a fit of pique, as "brighton & hove city cuntsil."
shit.
i'm pleading dyslexia. i hope they believe me.

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